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Chapel Hill news

Friday, June 18, 2010

Summer's not officially here until next week, but it's already HOT! It would be nice if the temperatures would decrease in July & August! With our crazy Tennessee weather, that could happen!

Sunday, June 20, is Father's Day! Remember to make his day special!

When God Created Fathers

by Erma Bombeck

When the good Lord was creating Fathers he started with a tall frame. And a female angel nearby said, "What kind of Father is that? If you're going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won't be able to shoot marbles without kneeling, tuck a child in bed without bending, or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping."

And God smiled and said "Yes, but if I make him child size, who would children have to look up to?"

And when God made a Father's hands, they were large and sinewy. And the angel shook her head sadly and said, "Do you know what you're doing? Large hands are clumsey. They can't handle diaper pins, small buttons, rubber bands on pony tails or even remove splinters caused by baseball bats."

And God smiled and said "I know, but they're large enough fo hold everything a small boy empties from his pockets at the end of the day...yet small enough to cup a child's face in his hands."

And then God moulded long, slim legs and broad shoulders. And the angel nearly had a heart attack. "Boy, this is the end of the week, all right," she clucked. "Do you realize you just made a Father without a lap? How is he going to pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?"

And God smiled and said, "A mother needs a lap. A father needs strong shoulders to pull a sled, balance a boy on a bicycle and hold a sleepy head on the way home from the circus."

God was in the middle of creating two of the largest feet anyone had ever seen when the angel could contain herself no longer. "That's not fair. Do you honestly think those large boats are going to dig out of the bed early in the morning when the baby cries? Or walk through a small birthday party without crushing at least three of the guests?"

And God smiled and said, "They'll work. You'll see. They'll suupport a small child who wants to ride a horse to Banbury Cross, or scare off mice at the summer cabin, or display shoes that will be a challenge to fill."

God worked through the night, giving the Father few words, but a firm authoritative voice; eyes that saw everything, but remained calm and tolerant. Finally, almost as an afterthought, he added tears. Then he turned to the angel and said,"Now, are you satisfied that he can love as much as a Mother?"

The angel shutteth up.

Smyrna Baptist Church will hold Vacation Bible School Monday, June 21-Friday, June 25 from 6:00 p.m. until 8:30 p.m. Come and enjoy the week at "Saddle Ridge Ranch"! There will be Bible stories, songs, crafts and refreshments for the younger children and a Bible study for the "older" children.

Have a wonderful week and, if nothing else, try to stay cool!