Advice to grads

Friday, May 26, 2017

This year I have again not been asked to deliver any commencement addresses. Nevertheless, as in the past, I will use this space to share my wisdom with the latest crop of graduates.

I once heard a commencement speaker urge students to brush their teeth. Whether she was grasping at a clever metaphor for handling life after college or she actually felt that a diploma along with good dental hygiene were keys to happiness, I couldnít tell. Commencement speeches come in many flavors.

Most speakers focus on rising to oneís full potential, reaching for the stars, and not being discouraged by failure. Solid advice, indeed. But to the Class of 2017 I also offer this:

- Read a newspaper. Also, watch C-SPAN periodically, become a fan of ď60 Minutes,Ē and try listening to NPR. The more college students I speak with, the more alarmed I become about the general disregard for current events. I donít mean whatís trending on the Internet or whatís hot in Hollywood, I mean actual news. If you truly hope to get ahead, keep up with the information you ought to know----not just the material you want to know.

- Limit mobile devices. Iíve seen students using cellphones while crossing the stage to receive their diplomas. Listen, instant communication has revolutionized our lives and your generation, but donít let it become an obsession.

- Go slowly. Sure, you want a good career, a lot of money and a family of your own. But if those things donít present themselves immediately, then get a paid internship, work for a non-profit, or be a volunteer if you can afford to. Do the things that many of us wish we had done after college, and then found too difficult to arrange once our lives became more complicated.

- Call home. After college I went for almost a decade in a self-absorbed world of my own. I felt I didnít need help with life, and I took that to mean I could drift away from my family. Big mistake. The time is precious and if you squander it now, chances are youíll regret it later. Being independent doesnít mean cutting family ties.

- Vote. Now thereís an unusual piece of advice for college grads, but itís troubling to learn how many people in their twenties arenít registered and donít vote. Sometimes itís because they are transplanted to new communities; or, itís just a conviction that a single vote wonít mean anything. Voting is not only your civic responsibility, it actually makes you feel good when you do it.

- Donít obsess about Trump. Every generation has a Donald Trump. Yours, to borrow from ďThe Three AmigosĒ movie, just happens to be the real Donald Trump. Weíll survive; we always do.

- Smile once each day. We live in an age when the letters LOL are typed routinely by people sitting at keyboards without even cracking a smile. Laughing out loud----or at least smiling----isnít just a mental exercise, itís a facial exercise; in fact, itís a full-body workout. And try doing it once in a while when youíre alone. Andy Rooney was right when he said, ďIf you smile when no oneís around, it proves you really mean it.Ē

- Go somewhere. As soon as you can manage it, get out of the country and see what the rest of the world is about. Broadening the horizons of your mind is enhanced by expanding the horizons of your travels.

- Get over yourself. At graduation they pump you up because youíve earned it. Now, get real. The diploma counts for a lot, but it doesnít mean you know it all----or even a small part of it. View the next phase of life as an even greater learning experience than the one you just went through. In fact, if you really want to help your own cause, sign up now for that literature class you were afraid to take last year because it might have hurt your GPA.

Plus, I suppose, you should brush after meals and floss regularly. If nothing else it will cut the dental bills, once your parents are no longer paying them. Good luck!

Peter Funt can be reached at www.CandidCamera.com. Peter Funt is a writer and speaker. His book, ďCautiously Optimistic,Ē is available at Amazon.com and CandidCamera.com. © 2017 Peter Funt. Columns distributed exclusively by Cagle Cartoons, Inc., newspaper syndicate.